How about this for stupid marekting communication. I was going home on Tuesday and found this alarming note on my car.



Apparently, idiot Mark Benson had no idea that notes like this make people think someone is eyeing their car for theft. I gave him a call and told him many of the poeple in my office didn't appreciate a note written in chicken scratch on a liquor store bag being put on our cars. We really didn't like the demanding tone of "I need this car." What an idiot. Feel free to call and harass him.